“Inter-Service Anal Bead Tug-O-War Championship” – Military Dark Humor T-Shirt

Not all battles make it into the history books. This “Inter-Service Anal Bead Tug-O-War Championship” T-Shirt captures the kind of rivalry and twisted humor only veterans truly appreciate. Whether you wore Army green, Marine cammies, Navy whites, or Air Force PTs — this shirt brings the inter-branch competition to a whole new level of dark comedy.

Printed on the Gildan 6500 Unisex Softstyle Tee, this shirt delivers comfort, durability, and just the right fit for everyday wear. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s lightweight enough for casual hangouts, yet tough enough to survive barracks shenanigans, post-deployment cookouts, or your next reunion.

This is more than a t-shirt — it’s a statement. Perfect for GWOT vets, OIF/OEF veterans, or anyone who loves unapologetic military humor shirts that push boundaries and spark laughter.

Why You’ll Love It

• 100% ring-spun cotton (Gildan 6500 Softstyle) for softness & durability

• Classic fit with crew neckline — versatile and comfortable

• Veteran-owned brand making gear with zero filter

• Perfect for unit reunions, Veteran’s Day, or just pissing off your CO

• Ethically sourced & sustainably produced

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors

• Tumble dry low heat

• No bleach, no dry cleaning

• Iron low heat if needed

Dark humor is how veterans heal — and this shirt is unapologetically part of that tradition. Grab yours today and rep your branch in the only championship that really matters.